Saturday, October 3, 2009

Five Ways to Avoid Holiday Overspending

Suze Orman, Money Matters

To you, it may be the holiday season. To me, it's the danger season.

I'm talking about the five weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas, when 20 percent of our country's annual retail spending occurs. Jamming one-fifth of our spending into a frenzied window of shopping time can lead to some ugly financial results: A whole lot of bills we have no way of paying off come January.

If you really want to put the joy back into your holiday season, focus on how you can avoid ripping yourself off. Spending money you don't have is one self-inflicted scam you can -- and should -- protect yourself from.

Here are five ways to avoid holiday overspending:

1. Double the cost of anything you buy with a credit card and don't intend to pay off when the bill comes next month.

The absolute worst move you can make is to charge gifts on a credit card you can't afford to pay off. If you run up a $1,000 balance this holiday season -- and that's close to the forecast of average individual spending -- and you intend to pay it off slowly each month by making minimum payments, your interest charges will total around $1,000 if your card has an 18 percent rate.

In other words, your total gift spending will double. That's just financially irresponsible.

2. Disorganization will cost you big-time.

I'm typically not a huge fan of budgets, but come holiday season I think giving yourself a written-in-stone budget is a must. Before you spend one penny on gifts, create a master list of every person you intend to give a gift to this year. Then figure out a reasonable total dollar amount you can afford to spend on gifts this year.

Every time you make a gift purchase, record it in your budget list: how much you spend, who the gift is for, and how much money is left in the budget. Don't skip the "who" part; we've all been stuck with more presents for someone than we anticipated simply because we forgot about the one we bought last week or last month. Keep track.

Keep that list nearby at all times -- at the mall, or next to your computer when you're shopping online. And wherever and whenever you're gift shopping, make sure it's for a specific person on your list; stay focused so you can stay under budget.

Let's be clear: if you have an unpaid balance on a credit card with a high interest rate right now, your gift-giving budget is zero. I don't care how Grinch-like that seems. What right do you have to spend money on gifts when the fact is that you're walking around with expensive debt?

That doesn't mean you can't give gifts -- you just shouldn't spend money on them. Get creative. Offer to look after your friends' kids for two Saturday nights so that they can enjoy time together on a date while you baby-sit for free. Or invite friends over for a lovely holiday dinner. Or, if you have friends who are big on house projects, tell them you would love to lend a hand and a hammer to their renovation projects.

3. Decline store card offers.

When you're standing at a checkout counter and the clerk offers you a 10 percent discount if you agree to open a store credit card account, say no. It's a multifaceted trap.

First, it seems to be human nature that you'll use that 10 percent discount as an excuse to buy more. You figure you're saving 10 percent, so why not pick up a few more things? Here's why: Because you'll end up spending more than you intended when you first stepped up to the cash register.

Next, the more cards you put your spending on, the harder it is to keep track of your spending. It isn't until January that you remember the $80 you spent on the new department store card. And if you can't pay the off bill pronto, you're really in bad shape: Retail credit cards typically charge 20 percent or more in interest.

It doesn't matter if you have an incredibly great FICO credit score, you'll still get hit with that ridiculous interest rate. And by the way, if you open up a bunch of retail cards for the supposed 10 percent discount "deal," you can end up hurting your FICO score; remember, part of your score is dependent on whether you've obtained new credit over the past 12 months.

4. Handle your gift card with care.

Gift cards are increasingly popular -- they remove the guesswork for givers and allow receivers to choose what they really want. That can indeed be a win-win situation, but be careful if you're on the receiving end.

An all-too-common pattern is to spend more than the amount of a gift card. A lot of folks plan to add their own cash to money they receive on a gift card to purchase items they want. So, instead of spending the $100 gift card at the electronics store, you end up spending $400 for the game console of your dreams, and are content that you only had to spend $300 of your own money to buy it.

That's some screwy math, my friends: Just because you had the $100 gift card to make the purchase less painful doesn't mean you saved any money. You spent $300 and didn't save a penny.

Here's a quick list of signs that you can't afford to play the gift card game: You don't contribute enough to your 401(k) to get the maximum company match; you don't fully fund a Roth IRA ($4,000 a year if you're under 50, $5,000 if you're older) if you're eligible; you have credit card debt; or you don't have an emergency savings fund that you could live off of for at least six months.

Those are all far more important financial priorities than that game console, or whatever else you've set your sights on. I know it's hard to see it that way, but if you keep spending rather than saving, you're going to be very sorry later on.

5. You can't buy friends or love.

An important relationship is not defined by what you spend on a holiday gift. So often, people tell me they feel pressure to shower their friends and family with holiday gifts even though they can't really afford it.

Slow down and really think through where the pressure is coming from. It's often self-inflicted, so keep in mind that the best gift you can ever give to yourself is one of financial honesty. If you want to make a dent in your debt load this year rather than add to it, just be honest about your situation. No one is going to love you less or devalue a treasured friendship just because you're not exchanging expensive gifts this year.

Launch Your Financial Life With Just a Few Bucks


Maybe you're nervous about the financial markets and looking to start small. Maybe you're aiming to help your children or grandchildren make their first investment. Maybe you're just out of college, with precious little cash to spare.

True, many brokerage firms and mutual funds now demand $2,000 or $3,000 to open an account. But you can get started with far less.

Getting your share

Even if you don't have much to invest, you still want to be diversified, spreading your money across three key sectors: U.S. stocks, foreign shares and high-quality bonds.

But how can you get that sort of mix for a few hundred dollars? Consider buying exchange-traded index funds, or ETFs, through one of the low-cost Internet stock-purchasing services, such as www.buyandhold.com, www.foliofn.com, www.mystockfund.com and www.sharebuilder.com.

ETFs are mutual funds that trade on the stock market, just like any other share. You might tap into the three core sectors by buying, say, Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF, which tracks the U.S. stock market; iShares MSCI EAFE, which mimics foreign markets; and iShares Lehman Aggregate Bond.

One warning: The four stock-purchasing services don't all offer these ETFs, so you may have to substitute other funds. The services charge around $3 or $4 to purchase a stock, with lower prices available for more frequent buyers.

"We push ETFs because we think they're good for people," says ShareBuilder Chairman Jeffrey Seely. "It gives them diversification in a single security. It's an accurate way to capture asset classes. And they have very low expenses."

First Steps

Here's how to start investing even if you're strapped for cash:

• Sidestep a mutual fund's investment minimum by committing to a $50 or $100 monthly automatic investment plan.

• Buy stocks through low-cost services such as www.buyandhold.com, www.foliofn.com, www.mystockfund.com and www.sharebuilder.com.

• Get a list of no-load stocks at www.dripinvestor.com.

• Buy bonds from Uncle Sam through www.treasurydirect.gov.

While services like ShareBuilder are undoubtedly cheap, a $4 trade can take a big bite out of a $100 investment. My advice: By all means start small -- but, as soon as you can afford it, crank up your monthly investment.

• Taking a load off. Looking for other low-minimum ways to buy individual stocks? A popular strategy is to use a company's dividend-reinvestment plan, or DRIP.

You first buy a few shares through a broker and then use those shares to enroll in a company's plan. Thereafter, not only are your dividends automatically reinvested in additional shares, but also you can send in monthly cash investments of as little as $25 or $50.

Problem is, acquiring the initial shares can be a costly and bothersome business. In response, some 400 U.S. companies will now sell you those first shares directly, with the required initial investment typically running around $250.

Many of these "no-load stocks" charge a slew of small but irritating fees. But there are some plans that remain relatively fee-friendly.

On that score, consider Becton Dickinson, Cash America, Emerson Electric, Entertainment Properties, Exxon Mobil, Kellogg, Lockheed Martin, Paychex, PepsiCo and Piedmont Natural Gas, suggests Charles Carlson, editor of DRIP Investor, a newsletter based in Hammond, Ind.

Mr. Carlson says that, taken together, these companies would give you a broad investment mix. "You've got everything from specialty finance to business services to oil to health care," he notes. "It's a neat little portfolio." You can find a list of no-load stocks at Mr. Carlson's Web site, www.dripinvestor.com.

To balance out your portfolio, you will need bonds. For those, try TreasuryDirect, the government program for selling Treasury and savings bonds directly to the public without commissions. To buy a Treasury bond, the minimum is $1,000, while a savings bond can be bought for as little as $25.

Treasury bonds should generate higher long-term returns than savings bonds. On the other hand, Treasurys kick off taxable interest each year, while savings bonds grow tax-deferred.

• Riding the cycle. Today, many no-load mutual funds insist on a $2,500 or $3,000 initial investment. But if you hunt around, you can find low-cost, well-diversified funds that require far less.

Which funds fit the bill?


Check out the "lifecycle" funds managed by AARP Financial of Tewksbury, Mass., and Baltimore's T. Rowe Price Group. Lifecycle funds combine a fistful of market sectors in a single portfolio, thus giving you one-stop investment shopping.

T. Rowe Price's 10 Retirement funds are each geared toward a particular retirement date and charge annual expenses of 0.56% to 0.76%. The funds will waive their usual $2,500 minimum if you commit to socking away at least $50 a month through an automatic investment plan.

Meanwhile, AARP's three funds levy 0.5% a year and offer investment mixes aimed at conservative, moderate-risk and aggressive investors. It takes just $100 to buy one of the AARP funds -- and, no, you don't have to be an AARP member.

"We want to give people a chance to get started earlier," explains Nancy Smith, a vice president at AARP Financial. "But we also want to make sure that they continue to save. It doesn't help anybody to have $100 in an account."

Budgeting is a Snap, Online

Q. Where can I find a worksheet to help me with my budgeting?

A. There are plenty online. Here are a few sources which offer worksheets:

Kiplinger.com budgeting worksheet
Houseclicks worksheet (there are four pages -- click over to the other three)
State of Vermont Department of Education and Training worksheet
The Department of Education -- aimed at students and new ex-students
About.com's Budget Zone

Note that with some, you'll need to already have a good handle on how much you're spending on various categories. Others can help you work through thinking about how much you spend. For some guidance on how to go about tracking your expenses, check out this article.

You might maximize the value of your budget by making a worksheet of your own, where you can be more specific. For example, if you lump all entertainment expenses into an "Entertainment" line item, you won't get as much insight into your spending habits as you would if you broke entertainment into movies, eating out, cable TV, theater tickets, clogging supplies, etc. Add any relevant items that you spend money on regularly, such as golf, dry cleaning, music lessons, or books. It's important to see where all significant chunks of your income go.

Here's a long (but not comprehensive) list of possible categories: Rent/Mortgage, Utilities, Telephone, Cable/Internet Access, Food, Household Repairs, Household Maintenance, Home Improvement, Purchase of Furniture/Appliances, Automobile Payments, Automobile Repairs, Transportation Cost, Clothing, Medical, Dental Care, Vision Expenses, Child Care, Vacations, Non-vacation Travel, Gifts and Holidays, Charitable, Contributions, Home Insurance, Car Insurance, Health Insurance, Life Insurance, Child Support, Alimony, School Tuition, School Expenses, Taxes (income, auto, etc.), Real Estate Taxes, Loan Payments, Credit Card Payments, Savings and Investments, Entertainment.

How to Spend Less -- and Get More Joy from It

Laura Rowley, Money & Happiness
Posted on Friday, February 24, 2006, 12:00AM

Judging by the blast of e-mails that greeted my last column, many people are thinking about the U.S. savings rate. Some agree that Americans are overleveraged and saving too little. Others argue vociferously that the government's calculation is outdated and inadequate, and the savings rate is actually higher than it appears.

Whatever the exact level of debt, most Americans will likely benefit from stashing away more cash. How can you maximize your savings?

The only effective way is to know exactly how much money is coming in and going out. Not only can this key piece of information help you save more, it can also reveal whether you're shelling out for things that aren't very meaningful to you. If so, you can spend smarter by using your money for things that will give you more happiness.

Fixed Expenses vs. Fun Money

Start by writing down your monthly take-home pay, after tax, plus any other income, and tracking your expenses for 30 days. Note down all your expenditures -- see the more comprehensive instructions for recording your expenses at the end of this article. At the end of the month, separate each expense into one of the spending categories listed on the next page.

Now total the amount you spent on each category. Then, separate the categories into two groups: Fixed Expenses or Fun Money. Fixed expenses are necessities such as housing, food, heat, and transportation. These can be tweaked -- you can get a roommate to share the rent, wear your coat indoors to cut the power bill, skateboard to work instead of driving. But you have to spend something on your fixed expenses. Fun money is everything else.

Add up your fixed costs and calculate what percentage of your spending is going to life's necessities (instructions on how to do so below). Now look for ways to close these spending sinkholes:

Improve planning: Late fees and fast food bought on the run can be budget killers. Move to paying your bills online to eliminate late fees; consider joining a grocery delivery service such as Peapod to reduce fast-food buys. Cut back on fixed expenses such as gasoline by visiting GasPriceWatch.com or GasBuddy.com before you fill up.

Address fixed-expenses creep: At least once a year, shop around for a better deal on phone service, auto insurance, and homeowners insurance. Check out sites such as LowerMyBills.com for competitive offers.

Keep on top of maintenance: I bought my first car for $300 in college and blew out the engine two weeks later because I didn't realize when the "oil" light went on, you really have to pour a little Pennzoil in there, pronto! Keep your car engine tuned and tires inflated to the proper pressure and save up to $100 a year on gasoline.

Was the Spending Worth It?

Next, look at the Fun Money pile for patterns across categories. Maybe you drop a large chunk of cash on vitamins, yoga apparel, charitable donations, and working with a life coach on how to vaporize your rivals with kindness. Those kinds of activities indicate that perhaps spiritual growth is a strong value.

Or maybe your biggest expenses are theater tickets, foreign movies, fine restaurants, and historical biographies. Entertainment and culture are clearly important to you, so highlight those in a different color. Total up the spending for each category where you see a pattern, and divide by your total monthly outlay.

What does your spending say about your priorities? Did you truly want or need everything you bought? Was it worth it? Divide your weekly after-tax earnings by the number of hours you worked and think about what you earn each hour.

Let's say you take home $14 an hour after taxes (the rough equivalent of a $40,000 a year job). You spend $140 on something -- shoes or electronics or sports tickets -- whatever it may be. You had to work 10 hours to pay for your stuff. Was it worth the energy and the time you invested?

If not, are there spending categories you can reduce and shift the money into more meaningful expenditures? For instance, psychologists say spending time with friends creates more happiness than buying material goods. Instead of dropping $140 on shoes, spend $50 on snacks and drinks and host a memorable poker night. Instead of $60 a month for the gym, start running with a friend.

Bottom line: Before you buy anything, ask: Do I truly value this? By making value-driven decisions, saving will be become a regular part of your life.

The Nuts and Bolts of Tracking Expenses

Start by noting down your monthly take-home pay, after taxes. This is a little trickier if you work on commission, freelance, or get a big yearend bonus. (Do your best to ballpark monthly income based on your previous tax return.) Include any other regular monthly income you receive -- alimony, disability check, interest on investments, and so on.

Then track your expenses for 30 days. Keep a small spiral notepad, a pen, and an envelope handy at all times. Use one page of the notebook per day. Every time you pull out your cash, debit card, credit card, or checkbook to pay for anything, grab your notebook and write down what you spent, to the penny, and what it was for. Save receipts that cover multiple categories of spending in the envelope, because you'll need to separate those purchases into different categories later.

Just start on the first of the month and stop on the last. Don't say, "Well, I pay for everything with my debit/credit card, so I'll just look at my statement at the end of the month." The idea is to feel the visceral reality of the spending, to acknowledge the dollars floating away, and the stuff you need or desire coming into your life.

Be sure to note anything automatically deducted from your checking account (a student loan payment, for example) or regularly billed to your credit card (e.g. a gym membership). For annual or quarterly expenses that don't show up in your 30-day survey, look through your records, find the payment, and break it out monthly. (If you pay $600 a year for auto insurance, add it into your budget as $50 a month.)

At the end of the month, put each expense into one of the spending categories listed below. Get an 8"x10" notepad and write one category at the top of each page, listing all the expenses underneath. Most categories will have multiple expenditures listed, so use a page for each category.

Spending Categories
Rent or mortgage Utilities:
  • Heat/electric
  • Cable
  • Internet connection
  • Phone
  • Cell phone
  • Water
  • Garbage pickup
Food
Household supplies/toiletries
Car loan/lease payment
Credit-card payments
Gas
Auto maintenance
Public transportationProfessional services (accountant, lawyer, cleaning person)
Tolls/parkingHome furnishings/yard expenses
CabsStudent loans
Insurance (Home/renter's, auto, health, life)Other education costs
Other medical costs (co-pays, prescriptions)Day care
Exercise/health (gym, etc.)Clothing/shoes
EntertainmentDry cleaning
Newspapers/magazines/books/subscriptions
Personal services (hair, nails, etc.)
GiftsCharitable donations
SavingsVacations, travel
PostageMiscellaneous

Now, total the amount you spent on each category. Then, rip out the pages from your notepad and put each page in one of two piles: Fixed Expenses or Fun Money.

Add up your fixed costs, divide by your total expenses for the month, and multiply by 100. That's the percentage of your spending going to life's necessities. Example:

Total monthly spending = $3,400
Total fixed costs = $1,530
$1,530 divided by $3,400 = 0.45, or 45 percent

A clear and accurate picture of your spending will help you spot the money leaks, make a clear-eyed evaluation of the value of your buying, and make changes to get more happiness from your expenditure.

The Couch-Potato Guide to Budgeting

A survey last year by FindLaw.com found that 61% of Americans surveyed either don't have or don't stick to their budget.


Slackers? Hardly. Have you ever tried to stick to a budget?

If you have or haven't (hey, no one's judging here), read on for a streamlined cash flow control plan that even couch potatoes like me can follow.

Cash flow crash course Our Couch Potato Budget concentrates on everyday spending. We're leaving out housing, insurance, and the all-important savings categories for now.

Step 1: Get a snapshot of your spending Wondering where all the money goes? If your credit card company tracks your spending, you can ask Mrs. Mastercard and Visa for an annual spending recap. Your annual (or even monthly) statement can provide raw data for your cash flow reconnaissance. However, make sure you're sitting down when you review the color-coded pie charts. There can be some shockers, like seeing 54.64% of your expenditures attributed to "merchandise/retail." (Yes, this is based on personal experience)


Step 2: Count your cash Credit card financial forensics overlooks those daily splurges fueled by trips to the ATM. For out-of-pocket purchases, nothing beats a Post-It note, or the Fool's own stylish Spending Patch (pdf download). For one month -- or just a week if you can't stomach the task -- jot down all of your cash expenditures.

Lest you are tempted to skip this step, consider the all-too-personal scenario of spending just $7 a day during the week on salty snack food and caffeine. It adds up to nearly two grand over a single year. That's $2,000 that could go toward even more lovely "merchandise/retail."

Step 3: Come up with a "Spending Plan" After you get over the horror of your daily spending, go ahead and pick up a little something to lift your spirits. Go on a spending spree! Actually, sorry to dash your hopes so soon. This one doesn't involve a pit stop at the food court. It's more like a cerebral trip to the mall of life.

Start by listing five uses of your money that will positively affect your life in a decade or more. Then, list five uses of your money that will add little to your quality of life in a decade or more.

Voila! You have a "spending plan" (so much nicer than the word "budget," don't you think?) Meaning every time you whip out your wallet, you have a tangible list of money goals (and money pits) that will propel you financially forward.

Step 4: Stop spending on autopilot Now that you've visualized targeted spending -- and how it enhances or detracts from your life -- you can redirect your cash to ensure that it goes to the important stuff. The payoff is knowing that your money is being directed toward lasting, meaningful, and somewhat stylish "merchandise/retail."

Still, there will be moments of weakness. (Mine tend to happen at the flea market.) One way to stay strong is to set tangible limits on your spending. The "envelope" method can be an effective stopgap. Simply put the amount of cash you'll allow yourself to spend in an envelope marked "meals" or "happy hour" or "entertainment," and when the cash is gone, so is your weekly stipend.

Stay strong Still, it's easy to walk through life trailing frivolous expenditures and missed opportunities. There are many ways -- big (credit card interest!) and small (pedicure!) -- to fritter away your cash.

Even in my laziness, I think I can muster the energy to follow these four steps to control my cash flow.

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Where Did My Money Go? It's Mystery Spending

Turns out money really does burn a hole in our pockets.

In fact, according to a recent study by Visa USA, nearly half of all Americans "lose" $2,340 in cash each year. And 48% of those who use cash said they don't know what happened to more than one-third of it -- or about $45 of every $120 spent in a typical week.

The money's not actually misplaced, just inexplicably frittered away. Wayne Best, senior vice president at Visa, calls it "mystery spending."

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"You do spend the money, but you're not really sure where you spent it," he said. More could be spent during a night out on the town, for example, than you thought. Or maybe there's been a lot of ice-cream buying for the kids that you've forgotten about. Picking up a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk at the store throughout the week adds up too, he said.

About 62% of the 2,036 U.S. adults surveyed by telephone said that they "misplace" about $25 a week on "small cash purchases."

Many won't be surprised to hear this too: Men 34 years and younger are the biggest money sieves, losing track of $59 a week, or $3,078 a year. Their female counterparts drop an average of $52 a week, equal to about $2,709 a year, on miscellaneous spending.

Visa, of course, would like most Americans to use debit cards rather than cash and Best said of those who do nearly two-thirds said their debit cards helped keep their mystery spending to a minimum; four out of five said it helps them track their spending.

Most financial planners, however, will tell spenders that the best way to track their spending is to, well, track their spending. How?

  • Keep a journal on where every penny and every dollar goes for at least a week to see how money is spent.
  • Set goals on how money should be spent.
  • Make a budget to accomplish those goals.
  • Stick to it.
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Six Money Dilemmas

s you invest your money, shop for a home or tackle any one of the many financial decisions you have to make over your lifetime, do you sometimes wish you'd paid more attention in math class? Do you find yourself having to "run the numbers" and wondering how?

To help, we've taken six common financial quandaries and done the math for you. As you'll see, the solution isn't always black and white, and the "right" answer may depend on things that you can never know for sure, like your tax bracket in 2020 or how much your investments will grow.

Plus, at times emotional considerations may tip the balance. Even if the math favors buying stocks over prepaying your mortgage, say, you may simply sleep better being out of debt. So this guide will walk you through the caveats as well as the calculations. Use it to navigate some of your financial life's trickiest questions and come up with your best call.

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Pay off a credit card OR fund your 401(k)

You should do both. If you can't, pay off the plastic first.

In an ideal world, you'd wipe out your costly debts and save for retirement. But in the real world, you may not have enough cash to do both at the same time. Of course, you must pay at least the minimum on your credit card every month. So the question is, Do you put the rest of your available cash in your 401(k) or devote it all to your credit card?

Strictly by the numbers: By paying off credit-card debt, you get a guaranteed rate of return equal to your interest rate (the average is 14 percent today). But if your employer matches your 401(k) contributions, that's a 50 percent return (assuming the typical 50¢-to-the-dollar match on the first 6 percent of your salary).

Hard to beat. Or is it? The 50 percent match is a one-time gift; the 14 percent interest will compound every year. At some point the cost of that interest will overtake 50 percent. So if you have a big credit-card balance, attack that first.

Here's how that could play out if you're deciding what to do with $250 a month. With a $5,000 credit-card balance at a 14 percent rate, your minimum payment is $125 a month.

Suppose you put the rest in your 401(k). Because you don't pay taxes on that contribution, you can actually invest $174 a month (assuming a 28 percent tax rate). Keep paying $125 a month on your credit-card balance, and you'll need 55 months to wipe it out. During that time if you earn 8 percent annual returns and get the standard 50 percent match you'll amass $17,271 in your 401(k).

If you ignore the 401(k) for a while and instead plow your entire $250 toward the credit card, you'll pay it off in just 23 months. Then you could devote all your spare cash to your 401(k). By the end of the original 55 months, you'd have $18,515 in your plan. The one-at-a-time approach beats splitting your money because 55 months of paying 14 percent interest outweighs the 50 percent match.

But wait. Suppose your credit-card debt isn't that big, and you can pay it off in just a couple of years even if you split your cash. Great. Go ahead and fund both goals. You'll get the benefit of the 50 percent match.

You do the math: To see how long it would take you to pay off your credit cards, use the calculator at Bankrate.com.

Beyond the math: Good savings habits are important too. If by putting off funding your 401(k) you'll never get around to it, work on both goals at once.

The bottom line: If you have a big credit-card balance, wipe it out before you open a 401(k).

Save in a Roth 401(k) OR a regular 401(k)

Don't miss this new chance to lock in tax-free retirement income.

Wish you could forever shelter your retirement savings from taxes, but you make too much to contribute to a Roth IRA? With the recent arrival of the Roth 401(k), you may have, or may soon be getting, a second chance at tax-free income.

Grab it. With a traditional 401(k) you invest pretax dollars and pay taxes when you withdraw your money; with the Roth version you pay taxes on what you put in but nothing on your withdrawals.

About a quarter of employers have rolled out this option, and a majority of plans will likely offer it by 2009. Unlike a Roth IRA, which is off limits in 2008 once your modified adjusted gross income hits $169,000 (as a couple), a Roth 401(k) has no income caps.

Strictly by the numbers: Let's say that you contribute the maximum of $15,500 to your 401(k) and you're in the 28 percent tax bracket. Assuming an 8 percent annual return, you'll end up with $72,245 tax-free in 20 years with a Roth.

If you go with the traditional 401(k) instead, you'll also end up with $72,245 in 20 years, but you'll pay taxes on the withdrawals. At the same 28 percent tax rate, you'd be left with $52,016 you could actually spend.

When you fund the traditional 401(k), however, you shelter $15,500 from taxes. But even if you invest that $4,340 tax savings outside your plan, you'd have to earn well in excess of 8 percent a year to equal your Roth total after taxes.

But wait. Won't your tax bracket drop once you're no longer working? Don't count on it. If you're just starting your career, you'll almost certainly be earning more in 40 years. Even if you're mid-career, you can't assume your tax bracket will plummet.With federal tax rates currently at their lowest levels in decades and the federal deficit growing, it's not hard to imagine Congress raising taxes between now and your retirement. Assume a lower bracket only if you're near retirement and know your tax rate will fall.

You do the math: Use the Roth 401(k) calculator at Dinkytown.net.

Beyond the math: A regular 401(k) has one thing going for it: the up-front tax break. That's why you'll see your disposable income shrink if you switch to a Roth. But for the regular 401(k) even to come close to the Roth as a savings vehicle, you'd have to invest the extra cash that it put in your pocket. Would you?

The bottom line: Unless you are on the verge of retiring and know your income will drop, the Roth wins.

Lease a car OR buy a car

Buying costs less if you own your car till it drops.

With leasing, you always drive a shiny new car, and your monthly payments are lower. So why would you buy?

Strictly by the numbers: A 2008 Toyota Camry will run you just under $27,000 (including taxes and fees). Buy one and finance it with a no-money-down, five-year loan at 6.9 percent (today's average), and your monthly payments will be $526. Over five years, you'll spend $31,560. Say you instead pay $1,000 up front for a five-year lease. Your monthly payment will be $415. At the end of five years, you'll have spent $25,900.

So leasing wins? That's not the full story. If you buy a car, it'll be worth something once you've paid off the loan. Your Camry would fetch about $10,000 after five years, according to estimates by Edmunds.com. That cuts the out-of-pocket cost to $21,560.

But wait. What if you really want a new car? In that case, the gap narrows. Take out a three-year loan on the Camry and your monthly payments would spike to $821, for a total of $29,556. If your three-year-old Camry sells for $14,000, your net cost drops to $15,556.

If you leased, though, your payment would be $485 a month, putting an extra $336 in your pocket compared with the loan. Invest that $336 in a money-market fund paying 4.5 percent, and you'd earn $589 after taxes in three years, assuming a 28 percent tax bracket. Factoring that in, your total lease cost would be $17,871.

Also, the Camry holds its value well. With models that don't, the manufacturer often sweetens the deal by inflating the car's assumed value at the end of the lease term. If you buy the same car, you won't make that much when you sell it, which could tilt the scales in favor of leasing.

You do the math: Use the calculator at Edmunds.com.

Beyond the math:. Leases come with mileage restrictions, typically 12,000 miles a year. Plus, if you ding a leased car, you'll get dinged with fees.

The bottom line: Over the long term, buying costs you less.

Prepay your mortgage OR invest

The feel-good choice isn't necessarily the smart choice.

When some extra cash comes your way, it's tempting to put it toward your mortgage. You'll save on interest and pay off your house earlier. Buying stocks, on the other hand, feels like a risky leap into the unknown, especially now.

Strictly by the numbers: Paying off your mortgage or any loan is an investment, and your return is essentially the interest rate on the loan. If you have 25 years left on a 30-year mortgage with a fixed rate of 6.2 percent and you deduct your interest payments on your taxes, you'll earn 4.5 percent by prepaying the loan (assuming you're in the 28 percent tax bracket).

Now let's say you invest your spare cash in stocks instead. You'll pay a 15 percent tax rate on your long-term capital gains and dividends. So to beat the 4.5 percent return you'd get from prepaying your mortgage, you'd have to earn just 5.3 percent a year on your stocks before taxes.

The odds of your doing that over the 25-year remaining term of your mortgage are excellent: Historically, a portfolio of 80 percent stocks and 20 percent bonds has returned 7.5 percent a year after taxes.

But wait. Paying down the mortgage earns you a risk-free 4.5 percent. That's as good as you'll do with Treasury bonds. True, and if you are investing for a near-term goal and don't want to take any risk, you can make a stronger case for prepaying your mortgage. But if you are investing for a goal that's more than a decade away, you can and should take more risk for a chance at a higher return.

You do the math: To run the numbers on how much money you could end up with by investing, use the savings calculator at CNNMoney.com. To see how much interest you'd save by prepaying your mortgage, use the payoff calculator at Dinkytown.net.

Beyond the math: Of course, all that mortgage debt may be keeping you awake at night, especially if you are worried about losing your job or you're approaching retirement and hope to live on less. You'd be grateful to be rid of that major monthly bill sooner. In that case, prepaying your mortgage starts looking better.

Remember, though, that by prepaying your mortgage, you are reducing your liquid assets. If you suddenly need money, it's easier to sell a mutual fund than it is to pull cash from your home, and you can always pay off your mortgage later with the money you invest now.

The bottom line: Investing wins.

Buy a home OR rent a home

Even in today's crummy market, buying can beat renting if you're in for the long term.

You're relocating, or you're downsizing so you can harvest some real estate wealth. Do you buy right away or rent and wait out the housing bust? To get your answer, consider your monthly expenses, what you'd do with the profits from your old home if you didn't buy and your time horizon.

Strictly by the numbers: If you plan to stay put for at least a decade, buying wins, even if your monthly cash flow is more flush with renting. Over time, rising prices reward home ownership.

Let's say you're 65 and own a $350,000 home in Edison, N.J., mortgage-free. You're moving to the warmer climes of Albuquerque, where similar homes go for $175,000. After commissions and closing costs on both sales, you'll net $152,000. Buy a fixed immediate annuity with that money, and you and your spouse will get $10,500 a year for life.

What if you instead decided to rent in Albuquerque? With the $329,000 you'd clear on the sale of your New Jersey home, you could buy an annuity that pays about $23,000 a year. Even after spending $6,500 a year more in rent than you'd pay in property taxes and upkeep, you'd be ahead by $4,250 a year after taxes.

But if you had bought a home, you can cash in on any future price gains. If you stayed in the new house for 10 years, the price would have to increase by 3.3 percent a year for buying to beat renting (assuming you invest the extra money you would have spent on rent). That's a low bar considering that home prices nationally increased by an average of 6.4 percent a year between 1963 and 2005, according to the research firm Winans International.

But wait. What if housing prices keep tanking? No question, that could happen. That's why you need a long time horizon to ride out the ups and downs. Between 1963 and 2005, the worst 10-year home-price return was 2.5 percent.

You do the math: Use the Rent vs. Buy calculator at Finance.cch.com.

Beyond the math: Owning has other benefits: the comfort of knowing that you'll never be forced to move by your landlord; the freedom to redo your kitchen in any way that strikes your fancy. On the other hand, renting can spare you the onerous upkeep that comes with maintaining a home.

The bottom line: Buying is best as long as you're confident you'll be staying put for several years.

Take Social Security early OR late

Most retirees should hold off four years for the bigger payout.

Collecting Social Security at age 62 cuts your annual benefit by about 25 percent compared with what you'd get if you waited until full retirement age that's 66 if you were born from 1943 to 1959, or 67 if you were born in 1960 or later. To do the math, you need to consider whether you expect to live a long life.

Strictly by the numbers: Say you've just turned 62 and qualify for $17,280 a year now or $23,772 at 66 (in today's dollars). Start early and you'll have collected $69,120 by the time you reach 66. Wait, and higher payments will make up for those missed years in 10½ years.

If you live until at least 76½, postponing your benefits was worthwhile. The odds are in your favor: According to the Social Security Administration, the typical 62-year-old man should live until 80½, while the life expectancy for a 62-year-old woman is 83½.

But wait: When you collect a Social Security check at 62, that's $17,280 you won't have to withdraw from your IRA. Add in the extra tax-deferred growth (assuming 5 percent returns), and your break-even point moves out by three years to age 79½. Even then, odds are you'll live that long.

The math can get even more complicated if you're married. According to new research from Boston College's Center for Retirement Research, the best strategy for many couples is for the wife to take Social Security at 62 and the husband to wait. The reason is that men, on average, earn more and die younger. In this scenario, a wife would take her benefit at 62 and inherit her husband's larger check later.

Finally, waiting to take Social Security assumes you can. Surveys show that 40 percent of retirees are forced into early retirement, through either downsizing or health issues.<

You do the math: Get a more precise handle on your break-even age with the Social Security Administration's Quick Benefits calculator at ssa.gov/OACT/quickcalc/.

The bottom line: If you're healthy and don't need the cash, wait.

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Your Real Cost of Living

Few people strive to be just average. But when it comes to inflation, some folks would jump at the chance. In late 2007, consumer prices were up an average of 2.8% nationwide over the preceding 12 months. That's not much. So why is it so painful every time you go to the grocery store? Probably it's because your personal consumer price index diverges from the national average.

For starters, you're not national. Like real estate, most shopping is local and prices vary by region. For instance, the cost of living in Houston and Galveston is flat compared with a year ago. But across the Gulf of Mexico in the Miami-Fort Lauderdale area, prices are up almost 4%.

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Nor can you possibly be average, statistically. That's because the official consumer price index reflects an array of households simultaneously. Both renters and homeowners figure in the overall cost of housing, both drinkers and teetotalers in the cost of food and beverages, both the sick and the healthy in the cost of medical care.

Furthermore, the feds use extensive surveys to weight the importance of items in their CPI basket of consumer goods. Spend more than average on items whose prices are rising faster than average, and your personal inflation rate could soar.

For example, we'll make an educated guess that your personal inflation rate is well above average if you have a son or daughter in college. For one thing, the CPI assumes that only about 3% of spending goes to education. For another, college-cost inflation has been running around 5% to 8% a year, more than double the average inflation rate in recent years. The double whammy of devoting a bigger-than-average share of your spending to an expense that is rising at an above-average pace could push your personal inflation rate into double digits.

Critics say bureaucrats understate the CPI by assuming shoppers will sub cheaper items for pricier ones, and by adjusting price hikes downward to reflect quality improvements in what we buy.

Food for thought. When you get right down to it, not even the average is average. Food and beverage prices are rising at a 4.4% annual rate. But dairy prices are up 13% (and 26% for a gallon of whole milk alone), thanks to price supports and brisk exports of powdered milk.

Meanwhile, meat prices are up 6%, and bakery products are up 4.6% because corn is being converted into ethanol instead of animal feed, muffins and sweetener. "We haven't seen an increase of this magnitude in grocery prices since 1990," says Bureau of Labor Statistics economist Patrick Jackman.

The news isn't all bad. Apparel prices are falling. Ladies, your clothes are about 3% cheaper than they were a year ago. Technology prices are down nearly 15%; computers are down 10%. Couch potatoes, rejoice: TV markdowns are running 25%.

Ways to save. Still, if you're buying groceries and gas more often than flat-screen TVs, you'll feel the pinch. Fortunately, you can fight some trends. Buying gas with a credit card that rebates part of the cost will lessen the sting of a 9% hike in prices since late 2006; Kiplinger's likes the BP Rewards Visa.

With the cost of health insurance up nearly 12%, shedding pounds or chucking cigarettes may yield financial rewards. Your boss -- like 48% of those surveyed by Hewitt Associates -- may cut you a break on premiums if you take a health-risk appraisal or pledge to live healthier.

Got kids in college? This semester, don't buy textbooks. Rent them instead from discounters such as BookRenter.com or Chegg.com. Textbook prices are up 9% from a year ago, so shaving your tab there might get you a little closer to Raverage."

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Eight Sure-Fire Ways to Sock Away $100

Let the economic pundits argue whether or not we're in a recession.

Either way, consumers are cutting back on spending.

Along with this comes a desire to save money as well. But how? If you have a few hours to spare you can find ways to put $100 or more back into your pocket.

The money may not show up instantly, but the time and effort to create the savings is minimal. By year's end you will have saved a nice chunk of change. In some cases, your savings will keep piling up well after that.

Here are eight actions to add $100 or more to your savings:

1. Wash With Cold Water

Many people don't realize that the major cost of running a washing machine is the electricity it takes to heat the water. This accounts for 85% to 90% of the energy used.

Set your washing machine to run a cold wash/cold rinse cycle instead of a hot wash/cold rinse. This should have little impact on how clean your clothes get since washing machines and detergents have advanced enough that only the dirtiest and greasiest clothes now need a hot wash to get clean.

While a hot wash/cold rinse setting will cost about $100 to $150 a year if you do a load of laundry a day, the same number of loads with a cold wash/cold rinse setting will cost about $10 a year.

That's $100 in savings, and can be much more if you have children and do frequent wash loads. Best of all, it takes a split second to turn the knob on your washing machine to receive this savings.

2. Drink More Water

Many people have grown accustomed to having some type of flavor in their drinks -- whether that be soda, fruit juice, an energy drink or something similar.

While only drinking water (of the nonbottled variety) would be the ideal way to save the most money, there is about as much chance of that happening as you never eating another snack.

But even reducing the amount you drink can save quite a bit of money over time.

Instead of saying that you can no longer have the drinks you like, a simple way to reduce the amount you consume is to make a point of drinking three glasses of water a day.

The water will reduce your cravings for your usual drink, although not eliminate it, since you'll find you're just less thirsty during the day.

If you can cut out three drinks a week that usually cost $1, you have saved over $150 a year for the minute or so it takes to fill three glasses of water each day.

3. Compare Prices

The Internet has leveled the playing field when shopping for such things as auto insurance and homeowners insurance.

All it takes is a few minutes of inputting information to see if you can get a better deal. Since it's such a competitive field, you can often save hundreds a year -- especially if you haven't checked prices recently.

You can take this a step further depending on how dedicated you want to be by price comparing all your major purchases through sites such as PriceGrabber or Shopping.com and save hundreds more.

4. Use Coupons

Many people scoff at coupons because of the time it takes to gather and organize them.

Then there's the obvious nerdiness factor.

Truth is, even if you aren't the coupon-clipping type, you can still save quite a bit with them.

All it takes is five minutes to look at the ones that come with the Sunday paper, in the daily mail and any others that you happen across.

Cut out only those for the products that you already use and will purchase again and don't bother with any others. It only takes $2 each week in coupon savings to save more than $100 a year. When you think of all the coupons that go beyond groceries (pizza, oil change, haircut, etc.) it should be easy to save much more than this with little time or effort.

5. Start Haggling

While most people don't take the time to do it, virtually all the services you currently pay for are negotiable, including your cable TV, gym membership, phone bill and Internet service. While asking for a better deal may not work with all of these all of the time, you will get a discount a lot more times than you probably imagine.

All it takes is a 10-minute call to each service. If you can negotiate a $10 a month discount on each, that comes to $480 a year in savings for a few phone calls. It will probably end up being a lot more.

6. Get a Lower Credit Card Rate

While you're on the phone, be sure to make a call to your credit card company if you currently carry a balance on your credit card.

Many people don't realize that all it takes to lower your credit card interest rate in many cases is a simple phone call asking. A 2002 study found that over half the people who had good credit and called their credit card company to get a better interest rate were able to do so with the average person reducing the rate by one-third.

If you have a $5000 balance at 21% interest and were able to knock that down to 14%, you would save $350 a year. The 15-minute call will also knock years off the time it would take to pay the debt off.

7. Sell Stuff

You have a lot more stuff stored in your house than you will ever need or use.

A quick check of your closets, basement, garage and other nooks and crannies should produce boxes of stuff that you own, but no longer have any use for.

Instead of keeping them in perpetual storage, sell it all. You can do it online through sites like eBay or Craigslist, or have a garage sale and get rid of it all at once.

The basic guideline: If you haven't used something for the last year, you will probably never use it again.

Selling all this will keep your house less cluttered and will also bring in well over $100 in most cases.

8. Refinance Your Home

With interest rates at the lowest level in years, it's time to see if refinancing your home loan (or any outstanding loan you have) is worthwhile.

Knocking off a point can save thousands of dollars over the lifetime of the loan.

Even if you have a nonconforming loan -- or jumbo loan -- which made it difficult to refinance in the past, this soon may no longer be the case.

As part of the economic stimulus package that President Bush says he will sign into law this week, conforming loans that are backed by the Federal Housing Administration will increase to a $729,750 limit from $417,000.

Since nonconforming loans usually carry a higher interest rate, this will allow some with jumbo loans to refinance into a conforming loan.

While the difference in interest rates vary, a conforming loan can be a full percentage point less expensive since it is backed by the government.

A jumbo 30-year fixed loan that was 6.75% before the law, for example, would have a payment of $3,892 a month. Once enacted, the buyer would be able to obtain the same loan of $600,000 at an interest rate of 5.75%.

The monthly payment would be $3,502 which would save the borrower $390 a month, or $4,680 a year.

While refinancing is a bit more complicated than the other saving methods and will take a bit more time to complete all the necessary work, the amount saved per year is huge and thus well worth the effort.

Note: To make the savings last, you need to set the money aside that you save after completing the above tasks.

If you merely congratulate yourself for saving money, but don't separate the money into another account, it will likely be spent on other things and the savings will never materialize.

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A Midlife Money Checkup

Where did the time go?

Just yesterday your financial life was all about scrambling to make rent, learning what a 401(k) was and lobbying to get out of the cubicle and into an office. Now you're pushing 45 or 50, you've got a mortgage and college tuition bills, and you're the boss of a crop of ambitious 22-year-olds.

Face it, you've reached middle age.

Sure, you have a long road ahead - three or four decades or more. But when it comes to your finances, you're not a kid anymore.


"Back in your twenties, you probably thought turning 50 was far in the future," says Mari Adam, a financial adviser in Boca Raton, Fla. "Guess what? Your future is starting now."

Will that future work out the way you want? Hard to say, but you'd be wise to see how you're doing so far. That means conducting a head-to-toe money checkup that covers everything from investing to insurance.

Once you know the state of your financial health, you should find it easier to get in shape and then stay on track toward your goals, whether they include early retirement, career changes or starting a business.

How do you take this test? Ask yourself the same questions that a financial planner would pose. Your answers will lead you to your diagnosis and, if you find ills, a cure. Get started.

1. Are you saving enough for retirement?

When you're just starting to save and invest, this question is hard to answer with any precision. Who knows how much money you'll need in retirement when those days are eons away? Now that you're in your forties or fifties, it's easier to make an educated guess.

You have a 401(k) balance or other plans you can check on (if you can bear to look today). And you probably know how long you want to keep working and have an idea of what you want to do afterward - travel, launch a second career, kick back. You still have time to refine your goals. But as retirement draws closer, you can't put off creating a concrete savings target and measuring your progress.

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One way to look at this is to come up with the Big Number. As a rule of thumb, figure you'll live on 80% of your pre-retirement income when you stop working. So if you make $100,000, that's a retirement income of $80,000. If you assume you have no pension and that you'll collect $20,000 a year from Social Security (get an actual estimate at ssa.gov), the remaining $60,000 will come out of your savings.

The standard financial planning advice is that you can safely withdraw up to 4% of your assets in the first year of retirement. You then increase that amount each year to match inflation. So in this example you'll need to amass $1.5 million by the time you quit ($60,000 divided by 0.04, if you're keeping track at home).

Work up your own Big Number and an annual savings goal with our retirement calculators. You can also use the worksheet to the right to see where you should be by now. Whether you're on target or behind, remember to keep saving. It may seem hard to buy when the market is stumbling, but think of it as a 10%-off sale on stocks you have to buy anyway.

2. Is your portfolio properly diversified?

In just the first weeks of this year, the stock market has slid some 8% and recession talk has reached fever pitch. That's especially worrisome for midlife investors. You've lived through bear markets before - 1987, 1990, 2000-02 - but now you have more money on the line and a tighter portfolio-building schedule to meet.

At times like this, you want to make sure you have a mix you can live with. So check on your investments but don't chicken out. As long as you are properly diversified, you can ride out this market downturn too. Retirement may seem close, but your investing time horizon is still decades long.

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While boomers should have a sizable stake in bonds and cash to cushion risk, stocks should continue to be the linchpin of your portfolio. Yes, stocks can often deliver sharp losses, but they remain your best bet for outpacing inflation.

By your late forties, a sound asset mix, according to planners at T. Rowe Price, is 83% stocks and 17% bonds. Gradually shift so that by age 65 you have a 60/40 mix. For maximum diversification, your equity stake should include large-caps, small-caps and foreign stocks. To create your own allocation, use the tools at morningstar.com.

3. Are your investments in the right accounts?

If you've been stashing away money for 15 or 20 years or more, you've probably built up savings in both tax-deferred plans, such as a 401(k) or an IRA, and taxable accounts. Now you need to consider what's called asset location - that is, putting investments that trigger a high annual tax bill in tax-deferred accounts and keeping more tax-efficient ones outside your plans.

A study by Vanguard found that effective asset location can improve your after-tax returns by as much as 10% over 10 years. Investments that throw off a lot of income are tax-inefficient. Prime examples: bond, real estate or high-dividend stock funds. If the payouts are in the form of interest or short-term capital gains, you'll owe taxes at a rate as high as 35% on the money.

Growth stock and index funds are tax-efficient. They tend to generate few short-term payouts, while any long-term gains would typically be taxed at a 15% rate. Municipal bond funds are also low (or no) tax, and the case for owning them is quite strong now

4. Have you taken on too much debt?

You've become an expert juggler - what with the mortgage, college tuition and monthly bills. But in that financial scramble, you may have lost track of just how much you owe, especially if you keep tapping your home equity for spending money.

Sure, some debt makes sense - taking out a loan to buy that house in the first place, for one. But too much debt can cripple your finances, especially if you carry credit-card balances. The worst scenario would be to head into retirement with mushrooming interest payments and only a fixed income to pay them off.

Use these four guidelines to see if you're in over your head:

  • 28%: Devote no more than this amount of your monthly pretax income to your mortgage.
  • 75%: By age 45, limit your home loans to this portion of your home's value, says Phil Dyer, a financial adviser in Towson, Md.
  • 36%: Spend no more than this much of your pretax income on all debts, including your mortgage and credit cards.
  • 3 months: Set aside three months' worth of living expenses for emergencies. In tough times, six is even better.

5. Is your estate plan in order?

For better or for worse, life has grown more complicated, what with a spouse, kids, a former spouse, free-spending kids, health worries. You've worked hard to protect your family. But if you die or become incapacitated, what will happen? That depends on how well you've handled estate planning.

You probably have a will - by age 50, two out of three Americans do. But that's only a start. When did you last update it? And did you complete other essential paperwork? Probably not.

"You want to be sure your kids and spouse will be taken care of," says Robert Armstrong, president of the American Academy of Estate Planning Attorneys in San Diego. "And you don't want all your money going to your ex-spouse or, worse, her no-good second husband, which all too often is what ends up happening."

Here's what you need:

  • A will: In it you need to designate a guardian for your children if they're younger than 18, as well as a financial guardian for the money they'll inherit (or a trustee if you set up a trust). "You may want to choose different people for these tasks, since they call for different skills," says Bill Knox, a financial adviser with Regent Atlantic in Chatham, N.J. "A guardian must be willing and able to raise your child, while the trustee should be good with money management."
  • Beneficiaries: Name them for your 401(k), IRA and investment accounts. Your will may state that all your money goes to your spouse, but that won't override the beneficiary documents if you've listed someone else.
  • Durable power of attorney: With this document, you give a trusted friend or family member the legal right to manage your affairs if you are disabled.
  • Health-care proxy: Also known as a living will, this document enables a family member to direct your medical care if you can't do so yourself.
  • Living trust: Consider this alternative to a will if you live in a state with slow-moving or costly probate courts. With a living trust, your estate can bypass probate.
  • Trusts for your children: In most states, your kids will control any money put in their name at age 18 or 21. Putting their assets in a trust allows you to dictate when they collect or make sure they use the funds for college, not a convertible.

6. Are you expecting an inheritance?

A quarter of households have received at least one inheritance, according to AARP. The median amount: $49,000. As a boomer, you may see even more. The most affluent boomers (the top 40% by income) get two-thirds of all inheritance dollars, the AARP study found.

"If you are in line to receive a sizable inheritance, consider the impact on your financial plan," says Ross Levin, a financial adviser in Edina, Minn. First talk to your parents. If they say they hope to leave you money and you feel confident that they've accounted for long-term health-care costs, work this sum into your own plans.

"The amount may be enough to live on while transitioning to a more flexible career or you may be able to help your own kids with a down payment," says Levin. Or suggest that your parents look ahead to the next generation and help your children with college. If they pay tuition bills directly, that doesn't count against the annual gift-tax-exemption limits.

7. Do you have enough insurance?

You're pushing 50 (or more), but hey, you still feel like you're 40. There's no denying statistics, though, and the numbers show that the odds of developing serious medical conditions rise as you get older. If you delay purchasing or updating certain policies, you may find that coverage has become unaffordable or impossible to get.

Check your protection against this list:

  • Life: Back in the '80s and '90s, you did the right thing by taking out life insurance to protect your family. They'll still depend on you for another 10 years or more, but is your old coverage generous enough to replace the fatter paycheck you're bringing home today? (Conversely, if you've built up enough assets, you might not need it.) To calculate how much insurance is right for you now, fill out the online worksheet from the Life and Health Insurance Foundation for Education. If you need to buy more, term is almost always your best choice. Compared with a whole life policy, you can purchase more coverage for fewer dollars, and rates have been dropping steadily in recent years. Compare premiums at insure.com or accuquote.com.
  • Disability: You are far more likely to have a temporary disability than to die prematurely. But few people purchase disability coverage on their own, since annual premiums are typically 1% to 3% of your income. Still, if you don't have a group policy at work - or if you think your next job might not provide it - talk to two or three independent insurance agents to compare policies (the Web isn't much help here).
  • Homeowners: You've expanded the family room, redesigned the kitchen and turned the basement into a home theater, all while home prices have been skyrocketing around you (at least they were). When is the last time you compared the value of your home with your homeowners coverage? You may need a bigger policy.
  • Liability: You could be sued for millions if someone slips on your sidewalk or gets rear-ended by your car. As a highly paid professional, you're a more alluring lawsuit target than you were as a penniless 25-year-old. And you have more to lose. That's why in your peak earning years you need umbrella liability coverage, which provides added protection on top of your auto and homeowners insurance. Most people buy a $1 million policy.

8. What do you want to do next?

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Call it a midlife crisis or call it sensible planning. But after 20-plus years in the work force, you may be a little restless. In a recent Money Magazine survey, 43% of boomers said the idea of a new job was appealing. Among young boomers, 50% said so.

"Now's the time to ask yourself," says financial planner Sheryl Garrett of Shawnee Mission, Kans., "do you want to keep doing what you're doing for the rest of your life?" You still have plenty of time to build a new career or launch a business, but you don't want to jeopardize your family's security by trying out random ventures.

Your first step should be a career assessment, says Mike Haubrich, a financial adviser in Racine, Wis. Ask yourself: Am I happy? Have I advanced as far as I hoped? What are the prospects for my industry? Maybe you'll decide you're satisfied where you are. If so, keep acquiring new skills and network regularly to stay competitive.

Or you may decide you want to switch jobs. Trouble is, an economic slowdown might be the worst time to look for work. So use this time to lay the financial groundwork:

  • Save more. It takes cash to cultivate your career: for training and college courses, for networking events and to pay expenses during a transition. Says Haubrich: "You have to invest in your career just as you do with your portfolio."
  • Budget. If you're leaving a corporate job to go solo, price individual health insurance before you leap. Or see if you can switch to your spouse's coverage. Figure out your monthly expenses so you know how much you need to earn. Trim your debt while you still have a steady paycheck.
  • Do research. Know the value of the retirement benefits you're giving up, including a 401(k) match and a pension. A traditional pension is worth 20% to 30% in higher pay.

9. Are you staying healthy?

Your health isn't something you'd expect to review in a financial checkup. But what could have a greater impact on your retirement security? Your physical condition will dictate everything from your medical bills to how long you can work - in a recent McKinsey & Co. survey, 40% of retirees said they'd left the job earlier than planned largely because of health problems.

Unfortunately, the health outlook for boomers is far from bright. Despite a youth that spanned Jane Fonda workouts, spin classes and yoga, many are in poorer health than their parents, says Olivia Mitchell, head of the Pension Research Council at the Wharton School of Business. In a recent national health survey, many early boomers (those who are now in their mid-fifties to mid-sixties) reported difficulty walking one block or climbing a flight of stairs.

So what does it take to stay in shape? Just four healthy habits can help you live 14 years longer on average, according to a recent Cambridge University study: eating plenty of fruits and vegetables, regular exercise, moderate drinking and not smoking.

As longevity expert Laura Carstensen points out, if you maintain your health, you have nothing to fear from getting older. You'll actually leader a richer and more satisfying life.

Love Your Money. It Will Love You Back

We need to talk.

It's about your finances. How do you feel things are working out between you? Are your needs being met?

If you long for a more fulfilling relationship with your money, remember this simple truth: When your money doesn't feel appreciated, it won't appreciate for you in return.

You pin your hopes and dreams on your ability to pay for them. So it's certainly worth your while to evaluate your finances and commit to building a long-term alliance that's healthy, fulfilling and prosperous. In other words: Give your money a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T, and it'll reward you exponentially.

"You demonstrate respect and appreciation for money the same way you would anything else you value in your life," says Barbara Stanny, author of Secrets of Six-Figure Women. "If you want it to last, you've got to take care of it. Throw it around carelessly or ignore it completely, and guess what's going to happen?"

There when you need it

One of the top qualities people value in any relationship is loyalty. Treat your money well and it'll be around when you need it most. Here are three ways to love your money so it will love you back:

1. Don't squander its potential. Peter Pumpkin Eater kept his wife in a pumpkin shell. But your money deserves much better. This means putting your cash some place it can earn more money for you. Don't demean it by locking it up in a pitiful savings account. On average, traditional bank savings accounts pay 0.4% on deposits, according to Bankrate.com.

Instead, for your short-term savings, consider a high-yield online savings account or money-market mutual fund. Currently, you can find these paying in the 3% or 4% range.

CDs also make fine choices, but they require commitment. So-called certificates of deposit tie up your money for a fixed amount of time, from a few months to a few years. You pick your time frame and lock in a rate for the period. For example, on average, one-year CDs currently yield 3.66%, according to Bankrate.com.

No-interest checking is so old fashioned. Instead, give your money more opportunity to shine with an interest-bearing online checking account through such reputable companies as Everbank, Charles Schwab, E*Trade and ING Direct. They currently pay between 2.25% and 3.25%.

2. Show your sensitive side. Abusing your money, spending unwisely and being oblivious to your bad habits are surefire ways to doom your financial relationship.

But too often we're careless and insensitive in less obvious ways. Little things matter, and you want to do everything you can to make sure your money saves its love only for you -- and doesn't spread it around to others like Uncle Sam, your bank or credit-card company. Here are a few ways to make sure you keep more of your money:

  • Don't overpay Uncle Sam when it comes to taxes.
  • Pay off your credit card balances in full each month so you don't waste big bucks on high interest charges.
  • Re-shop your car insurance.
  • Get a rewards credit card that gives you free cash, travel or merchandise.
  • Take advantage of lender incentives to lower your student loan rates.
  • Know how to use your credit wisely, to avoid sabotaging your credit score.

3. Plan for a future together. No doubt you dream about your future, and no doubt that future involves growing old together with your money. That means you need to invest for the long haul.

When you're in your twenties and thirties, the place to show your money a good time is in the stock market. And the best way for beginners to jump in is through mutual funds that invest in several different stocks. On average, since 1926, stocks have returned 10% annually (7% after inflation), according to Ibbotson Associates. That's tough to beat elsewhere.

Sure, you'll have your ups and downs. But just as any relationship grows by small acts of love, so will your money grow. Contributing little amounts of money steadily over a long period of time can add up to big bucks. For example, if a 20-year-old saved just $100 a month in a fund earning 10% annually, he'd have nearly $1 million by the time he turned 65. And if he increased his contributions as his paychecks increased, his money could grow to $1.5 million or $2 million.

Now that's loving you back.

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Financial Literacy 101

As a middle school teacher in Washington, D.C., Tarik Cranston, 29, was able to sock away only $20 to $30 each month after paying for rent, food, and other expenses. Buying a home—his dream—seemed impossible.

But after hearing about free financial education classes offered by DC Saves, part of the national America Saves campaign, he signed up. There, Cranston learned how to make a budget, set goals, and put money into an interest-bearing savings account. When he started tracking where his money was going, he realized that little expenses, like his cigarette habit, added up quickly. Now, he cooks at home more, brings his lunch to work, drives less, and no longer smokes—and he saves $300 a month.

Financial educators say experiences like Cranston's demonstrate the importance of financial literacy, the lack of which has been blamed in part for this country's recent mortgage crisis. "There are probably millions...of households who have gotten themselves into mortgage products they never should have gotten themselves into. Most of them didn't understand what they were agreeing to do," says Alan Blinder, economics professor at Princeton University.

The current credit crunch, along with consumers' burgeoning debt loads, has led to a flurry of programs and initiatives aimed at promoting financial education, including the first President's Advisory Council on Financial Literacy, launched by the White House in January.

"We don't know any less than our grandparents—we just need to know a lot more now," says Dan Iannicola, deputy assistant secretary at the Treasury Department and federal coordinator for the president's council. Self-directed retirement accounts, easy access to credit, and complicated mortgage options all make the financial world difficult to navigate without some kind of education, experts say.

Research suggests that most Americans have extremely low levels of financial literacy. The Jump$tart Coalition for Financial Literacy tests 12th graders every two years by asking them practical money questions and consistently records an average score of 50 to 55 percent. Other research shows that about 3 in 4 workers don't know how much money they need to save for a comfortable retirement, and only about half of respondents in one study were able to correctly answer two simple questions about interest rates and inflation.

"The persistent finding is how pervasive financial illiteracy is," says Annamaria Lusardi, a professor of economics at Dartmouth College. She adds that the problem is widespread across all demographics, although it is especially acute among women, African-Americans, Hispanics, and those with low education levels.

It matters, says Lusardi, because research also shows that people who understand basic financial principles are better at retirement planning, accumulating wealth, and avoiding debt. In fact, she found that people who develop financial plans accumulate from 10 to 15 percent more wealth than those who don't, even after taking into consideration income and education levels.

To encourage savings and planning, dozens of private and public-sector initiatives target kids as well as adults. The National Endowment for Financial Education, for example, distributes a curriculum for high school students that covers budgeting, debt, insurance, career choices, and other financial decisions, reaching more than 800,000 kids a year. "It's important to give them a base understanding," says Ted Beck, chief executive of NEFE and member of the President's Advisory Council.

While the financial industry often points to financial education as the solution to consumers' debt problems, others are more skeptical, and for good reason—research suggests many of the lessons are not having their intended effect. "The very disappointing result...is that people exposed to financial education don't do any better," Lusardi says. One study followed up with graduates five years after they took a respected personal finance course; it found it had an insignificant impact on their behavior. There are a few exceptions: The lessons from an interactive stock market game appear to stay with students, Lusardi says.

One key, says Elizabeth Coit, executive director of the Networks Financial Institute at Indiana State University, is teaching the basic ideas of goal-setting and delaying gratification at a young age, and then constantly reinforcing those messages. Forty states now include some amount of personal finance education in their education standards, and seven states require high school students to take a personal finance course, according to the National Council on Economic Education.

Some experts suggest it is the financial industry itself that needs to change. Disclosures, for example, should be written in plain English so people can understand them, Blinder says. He also offers two other ideas: First, the mortgage industry could be penalized for selling products to people that don't make sense for them, just as stockbrokers are now under suitability standards. Second, banks could be required to keep a certain percentage of the mortgages they originate on their own books instead of selling them to third parties so they have an incentive to screen borrowers more carefully.

As it stands now, says Terry Connolly, dean of Golden Gate University's business school, "you really have a very severe differential between the extraordinarily sophisticated and highly leveraged instruments that are fine when traded between knowledgeable institutions. But when you apply them to everyday people...you have enormous trouble."

Financial educator Tischelle George says many kids would benefit from just learning the basics. When George went to college, she quickly ran up credit card debt after signing up for a card in exchange for a free T-shirt. No one had explained to her that she should pay off the balance each month to avoid interest and fees, or that taking out a cash advance was expensive. "I was just doing all the wrong things," she says. "I wished someone had taught me about this."

Her own experience led her to develop a financial literacy program, Mind Your Money, in which she teaches preteens and teenagers at Brooklyn, N.Y., public libraries. She covers basic concepts including how to choose a bank with low or no fees, how to write a check, and how credit and debit cards differ.

Cranston, the middle school teacher, demonstrates that small changes in financial behavior can pay off. He is now close to his goal of saving enough to go to the Dominican Republic with his fiancée this summer. In the next three to four years, he plans to buy a home. He says that if he was still saving only $20 to $30 a month, neither of those dreams would come true. Says Cranston: "It wasn't until after the class that I became aware of how much more money I could really save."

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Eight Ways to Cut Back Without Sacrificing

When times are tight—as they are now for many Americans facing declining home values, depressed stocks, and tighter credit markets—cutting back on indulgences can seem inevitable. But it might not be. U.S. News asked budgeting experts for advice on how to make ends meet during tough times without sacrificing too many of life's pleasures. Here are their top tips.

Take bubble baths. If soaking in hot water doesn't cheer you up, find out what does, because it could stop you from wasteful splurges after a bad day. "Especially in times like these, it's very important for people...to find other ways [than shopping] to make themselves feel better, whether it's tantric methods, meditation, Chinese balls, or bubble baths—just do what will not break the bank," says Ken McDonnell, program director at the American Savings Education Council.

Host movie night. Going to the movies, especially if you're a popcorn fan, can easily cost $40 for two people. Instead, suggests Faye Griffiths-Smith, community leader for the American Association of Family and Consumer Sciences, rent a movie and invite friends over to watch.

Learn to cook. Not only does eating at restaurants add up, but so too does buying lunch. If you cook dinner at home, you can bring in leftovers to work the next day or take a few minutes to pack a sandwich. If mornings are always rushed, then try packing it at night before bed, suggests Jean Austin, family and consumer science educator for the Maryland Cooperative Extension Service. And when you shop for your ingredients, make sure you have a snack first. Going to the grocery store hungry often leads to impulse buys, Austin warns.

Use the library. Your taxes are paying for it, so take advantage of the free books and movies. Austin says that even her small library in Maryland's rural Kent County offers DVDs, audio books, and free Internet service.

Drink at home. Whether your beverage of choice is green tea, espresso, or beer, it's much cheaper when consumed in the comfort of your own kitchen. Going to a bar with friends can easily cost $50, McDonnell says. Instead, pick up a six-pack and hang out at a friend's house. The social interaction will cheer you up without the hefty bar tab.

Use your savings. If you squirreled away three to six months of emergency savings in advance of being forced to tighten your budget due to a job loss or other unfortunate event, now is the time to use it. "Everybody should be contributing to their own emergency savings fund where it's earning interest," says Austin, so when times are tight, the money can go toward monthly bills and even some small indulgences.

Decide what you really want. Most people can cut 10 percent of their spending within 10 minutes, says Ramit Sethi, author of the I Will Teach You to Be Rich blog. Just write down your major spending categories, such as food and loan payments, and then guess what percentage is going to each category. Make a second list with what you want the percentages to be, and then make a third list describing what they actually are. If the reality doesn't match up with your ideal, then adjust your spending.

Dress in layers. Turning your thermostat down a few degrees and wearing a sweatshirt to stay warm can save on monthly heating costs, says McDonnell, which adds up over time. Just don't skimp on your monthly mortgage or rent payment, or if you need to adjust the payment schedule, contact your lender. Keeping your home should be a top priority.

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What Watching TV Can Teach You About Money????

It's no secret that you can learn something about the way money works by watching television programs like "Power Lunch," on CNBC, and "Money for Breakfast," on FOX Business. But for those of us who don't read stock quotes and fund prospectuses for fun, watching those shows can feel like work. Sometimes, you want to just sit back and watch Andy and Barney outwit some small-town crooks and not think too hard.

Fortunately, if you want to enjoy a fun sitcom or a trashy reality show and still learn how to make money, you can. You just have to watch them with a slightly different mind-set.

If you really think about your favorite TV programs, you can pick up almost as many financial lessons as you could by watching Maria Bartiromo on CNBC.

Don't believe us? Then read about the money lessons in these eight classics.

The show: "The Cosby Show"

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Channel: TV Land

What you can learn: See what family life can be like when both parents work hard to become successful, affluent professionals. The family goes through the trials of daily life while putting family first -- and managing to laugh, hug and drop lots of clever one-liners.

Money quote: In this famous dialogue from the pilot episode, Theo tells his dad that he doesn't aspire to make a lot of money like his parents. He wants to make just enough, like regular people. And so using Monopoly money, Cliff offers a classic lesson in economics.

Cliff: So how much do you expect to make a week for "regular people"?

Theo: $250.

Cliff: (pointing to the bed) Sit down. I will give you $300 a week. $1,200 a month. (Cliff hands the money to Theo)

Theo: I'll take it!

Cliff: And I will take $350 for taxes.

Theo: Whoa!

Cliff: Oh, yeah. See, the government goes for the regular people first. So, how much does that leave you with?

Theo: $850.

Cliff: OK, now you'll need an apartment because you are NOT living here. Now an apartment in Manhattan will run you at least $400 a month. (Cliff takes $400)

Theo: I'll live in New Jersey. (Theo takes back $200)

Cliff: Now you'll need a car. (Cliff takes $300)

Theo: I'll drive a motorbike. (Theo takes back $100)

Cliff: You're gonna need a helmet. (Cliff takes $50) Now figure $100 a month for clothes and shoes.

Theo: Figure $200. I wanna look GOOD.

Cliff: So, how much does that leave you with?

Theo: $200. So, no problem.

Cliff: There IS a problem! You haven't EATEN yet! (Cliff takes $100)

Theo: I can get by on bologna and cereal. (Theo takes back his $100) So I've got everything under control PLUS $200 left for the month.

Cliff: You plan to have a girlfriend?

Theo: For sure.

(Cliff takes the remaining $200)

Cliff: (pointing at Theo's empty hand): Regular people.

The show: "Ugly Betty"

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Channel: ABC

What you can learn: It may not be "The Office," but it is life in an office, albeit one at a fashion magazine called Mode, and throughout the series money is often a subtext of the show. In some cases, the show provides a subtle look at the class system: Betty Suarez is the sweet heroine of modest means, who is beautiful despite not being one of the beautiful people.

Many individual episodes, however, often feature slices of life revolving around finances. For instance, in the first season, Betty has to organize the finances of her publisher boss, Daniel, which leads to her eventually learning that some of her co-workers have falsified expenses; Daniel is yelled at by his father, Bradford Meade, who still owns the magazine, and gets his company credit card cut off for a week; Wilhelmina, the magazine's assistant editor, uses her company credit card expense account for a "butt lift." And on it goes.

Money quote: "A job is not about making friends. It's about making money and stealing office supplies. By the way, we're out of coffee filters." -- Hilda, Betty's older sister

The show: "The Simpsons"

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Channel: FOX

What you can learn: You thought it was a cartoon, but if the animation were distilled into one oil painting hanging in an art gallery, the title might read: "A Fool and His Money."

Over the years, Homer Simpson has lost his family's life savings, become a grifter, been audited by the IRS, accepted a loan from his bartender Moe (who we learn is also a loan shark), and given up work for eight days so he can be the second person in line to get some football tickets.

And who can forget the time that, after attending a seminar where they learned to be smart shoppers, Homer took his family on an expensive trip to Tokyo? While there, they lost all their money.

Money quote: "Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like love!" -- Homer Simpson

The show: "The Colbert Report"

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Channel: Comedy Central

What you can learn: Jim Cramer and Suze Orman? Mere pretenders, compared with the financial wizardry of Stephen Colbert, who has his finger on the pulse on Main Street America more than any other financial guru on television. Oh, sure, you'll hear political commentary on "The Colbert Report," but there's also a wealth of monetary advice that admittedly, if followed, will get you followed by sheriffs and IRS agents.

Colbert's regular segments include "Bears & Balls," in which finance-related questions are asked, and he provides answers ("Buy gas. It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.") Then there's Colbert Platinum, in which the host thoughtfully showcases outlandishly pricey products that only the superrich can afford. But that's OK. As Colbert points out, these segments are for billionaires. Cash-strapped millionaires should change the channel.

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Plus, Colbert promotes the idea of being entrepreneurial, always hawking products based around his name. He encourages his viewers to buy wrist bracelets for a counterfeit cause like sore wrists, but the very real money goes toward helping worthy causes, most recently sending $170,000 to the Yellow Ribbon Fund to help injured soldiers and their families.

Money quote: "Saving the planet appeals to the wealthy -- because they own so much of it."

The show: "Sex and the City"

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Channel: TBS

What you can learn: Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones, Charlotte York and Miranda Hobbes are all living in the corporate world -- "Desperate Housewives" this is not. Financial lessons abound, particularly when following Carrie, who has trouble with the "living within your means" guideline.

Money quote: In one episode, Carrie learns she may lose her apartment, is turned down for a bank loan and realizes that during her lifetime, she has spent a grand total of $40,000 on shoes.

Carrie: I've spent $40,000 on shoes, and I have no place to live. I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!

The show: "Two and a Half Men"

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Channel: CBS

What you can learn: Money is always haunting the Harper brothers. Alan is a chiropractor, but has his finances tied up in alimony payments and child support. Charlie is a musician, but not the kind who makes platinum albums; he writes ad jingles. After Alan's second divorce, he makes the wry observation that, "In my entire life, my dog is the only person I've slept in the same bed with that didn't sue me for alimony."

Money quote: The best example may be the episode in the first season where Charlie realizes he's spending far more than he's earning. In a heartfelt moment, he discusses his plight with his housekeeper, Berta, who is surprisingly supportive, reassuring him:

Berta: Well, you don't have to worry about paying me this week, Charlie.

Charlie: Thank you, Berta.

Berta: I'll just take this espresso maker and be on my way. Call me when things pick up.

The show: "The Office"

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Channel: NBC

What you can learn: Michael Scott, the Scranton, Pa., branch manager of paper company Dunder Mifflin, is a case study for how not to manage one's finances professionally and personally.

For instance, in the one-hour episode titled "Money," Michael is deeply in debt, thanks to his penchant for making extravagant and unnecessary purchases, from a Porsche to bass fishing equipment and an $80 magic kit, which he planned to use to entertain potential clients. In the same episode, Michael takes on a second job as a telemarketer to bring in extra cash.

Even what Michael did in his youth, before he joined Dundler Mifflin, is a financial cautionary tale. As a young man, he admirably put aside money for his education while working at an Arby's restaurant. But his plans to go to college were destroyed when he lost his entire savings in a pyramid scheme.

Money quote: "Yes, money has been a little bit tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I going to be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have. And my children. And my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well, money-wise." -- Michael Scott

The show: "The Apprentice"

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Channel: NBC

What you can learn: In real life, just as on the show, there are co-workers who will demoralize their team and who will be happy to sell your soul if it means currying favor with the boss, who you will hate. Yet there will be other staff members who you will take a bullet for, or even risk hearing, "you're fired," if it means protecting your workplace pal. If nothing else, by watching the show, you can experience what it would be like to work for The Donald -- Trump, that is -- whose shoes are probably worth more than your mortgage.

Money quote: "I take solace in the fact that I have a higher IQ than the other 15 contestants, which just goes to show you that there's little correlation between IQ and success in lemonade sales."-- David Gould, who may have been a little frustrated about being the first contestant to be fired in the first episode of the first season of "The Apprentice."

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